[Ed. – Your young daughter may have already learned about masturbation if she attended a school in California, where masturbation is taught as early as kindergarten.]
You want to have some sexy time but you’re all alone. What do you do?
Well, if you’re a vagina owner, you turn to the fine folks at Teen Vogue, who are re-upping this November 2019 article just in time for Christmas:
your no-nonsense, 101 guide to masturbation for vagina owners ✨ https://t.co/GJECVNc2tD
— Teen Vogue (@TeenVogue) December 22, 2020
Thanks, Teen Vogue! We knew we could count on you!
love the inclusive language and non-judgemental tone 🥰
— lion nes ❄️ (@nes2quick) December 22, 2020
We wish that were sarcasm.