If you own a vagina but don’t know how to use it, Teen Vogue has your back

If you own a vagina but don’t know how to use it, Teen Vogue has your back

[Ed. – Your young daughter may have already learned about masturbation if she attended a school in California, where masturbation is taught as early as kindergarten.]

You want to have some sexy time but you’re all alone. What do you do?

Well, if you’re a vagina owner, you turn to the fine folks at Teen Vogue, who are re-upping this November 2019 article just in time for Christmas:

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Thanks, Teen Vogue! We knew we could count on you!

We wish that were sarcasm.

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