[Ed. – I don’t think the dog’s a shaggy one, but you know where I’m going with that. I suppose the story will be embellished further in a day or so. Pretty good bet Biden has a fractured foot because he’s 78. If this were Trump, media would be trying to get a photo of the suspicious throw rug, and dox the dog.]
“What happened was I got out of the shower. I got a dog and anybody who’s been around my house knows — dropped, little pup dropped a ball in front of me, and for me to grab the ball,” Biden explained.
“And I’m walking through this little alleyway to get to the bedroom, and I grabbed the ball like this and he ran,” Biden continued. “And I’m joking, running after him and grab his tail. And what happened was that he slid on a throw rug, and I tripped on the rug he slid on.”
“That’s what happened,” Biden said. “Oh man, not a very exciting story.”