Oklahoma man on meth steals car from porn video store with goat and guy inside

Oklahoma man on meth steals car from porn video store with goat and guy inside
Brandon Kirby Brandon Kirby (Image: Creek County Sheriff's Office)

[Ed. – In the telling we’re most familiar with, the car is parked outside a convenience and a hamster and a rabbi are inside.]

He had the need for speed.

An Oklahoma man on methamphetamine went on an exceptional trip Wednesday morning, Tulsa CBS affiliate KOTV reported.

First, cops say Brandon Kirby, 40, stole a pickup truck that was parked at an adult video store in Carthage, Mo., according to Tulsa FOX affiliate KOKI. The car had two passengers, one man asleep in the passenger’s seat and that man’s pet goat, chilling in the bed of the truck, but Kirby was undeterred.

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The abducted man and his pet goat had been waiting in the truck while the driver went shopping inside the store, KOTV reported. When the man woke up, Kirby held him at gunpoint and pistol whipped him.

Kirby proceeded to ingest methamphetamine and drive the car from Carthage, about 150 miles south of Kansas City in Missouri’s southwest corner, through Kansas and into Oklahoma, KOKI reported.

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