Shock report: ‘Hero’ dog sniffed dozens of butts at college parties

Shock report: ‘Hero’ dog sniffed dozens of butts at college parties
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[Ed. – You know in your heart: it could happen.]

Everyone praised the classified “Hero Dog” for taking down ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi.

Everyone, that is, except CNN, who quickly searched through the dog’s internet history and college yearbooks. Sure enough, CNN found a picture of the Hero Dog partying at obedience school. In the picture, the dog is seen sniffing a butt without consent.

“Oh yeah, good old [redacted]? He was nuts!” said one German Shepherd who attended Old Yaler Obedience School with the hero dog, according to a CNN report. “He was always sniffing any butt he could find. Cats, dogs, humans, you name it. He didn’t have a preference. He identified as pansniffual.”

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