[Ed. – Good thing that stuff doesn’t impair your judgment.]
An Alabama woman concerned that her methamphetamine may have been tainted with another drug asked police to test her stash, a service request that resulted in her arrest for possession of a controlled substance.
Cops report that Jennifer Colyne Hall, 48, called police dispatch Wednesday seeking assistance.
When Limestone County Sheriff’s Office deputies subsequently arrived at Hall’s residence in Toney, a Huntsville suburb, she presented them with a clear plastic bag she had removed from a baby wipes container.
“I want this dope tested,” declared Hall, who added that she was concerned that her speed was somehow tainted.