[Ed. – We can’t afford a border wall, but we can afford a study on the sexual habits of quails on cocaine.]
As is customary in the celebration of Festivus, the fictional holiday begins with the airing of grievances and Sen. Rand Paul did just that as he released his Festivus Waste Report detailing how your tax dollars were frivolously spent in 2018.
As Seinfeld character Frank Constanza explains, “At the Festivus dinner, you gather your family around, and tell them all the ways they have disappointed you over the past year!”
The Kentucky Republican took to Twitter to ring in Festivus and share some of his grievances with U.S. family members.
Naturally, Paul began with an emphasis on foreign policy and the use of our military.
Responding to President Donald Trump’s decision to pull out of Syria and begin leaving Afghanistan, a move that resulted in war hawks in the GOP pushing back and magically saw hordes of liberal pacifists morph into neo-cons, Paul reminded us how just two years ago everyone was saying Trump “was going to start multiple nuclear wars or something.”