[Ed. – Provide your own punchline.]
There are lots of exciting ways to eat an apple. You can bake it in a pie, you can slice it up into small pieces, you can eat it whole, or, for some added flavor, you can do what this couple is doing and eat it straight from the loins of your lover.
A woman on Reddit recently posted about a new sex fetish she and her husband have been trying out, in which he asks her to place a food item (“like apples, pears, carrots, etc…”) in her vagina all day, and then he eats it from her vagina later that evening. *Chef’s kiss* MWAH, a true delicacy, because what could be better than vaginally fermented fruit?
This kink has been going on for about two months, she writes, and she posted her experience to Reddit because she has some concerns, like, “Can this make him or I sick?” She does clarify that the fruits and carrots are all organic, and she cleans them thoroughly before poppin’ ’em up there. But still. Gotta stay woke when it comes to stocking your vagina like it’s a Whole Foods.