[Ed. – … OK, I’m out.]
Police were called to investigate a domestic disturbance in a southern German town — and found a man arguing with a parrot.
A resident in Loerrach, near the Swiss border, called the emergency number Monday to report his concerns about loud shouting from a next-door apartment that had been going on for some time.
Police said … a loud argument … was between a 22-year-old man and a parrot. …
The parrot responded to being shouted at with loud noises of its own. Police said it couldn’t speak but could bark like a dog.