In time for Easter, student newspaper features Jesus Christ in smut column

In time for Easter, student newspaper features Jesus Christ in smut column
Montana State University (Image: MSU)

[Ed. – Yes, by all means, let’s lower the voting age.]

In an edition published just before Easter, the Montana State University student newspaper featured explicit references to performing sexual acts on Jesus Christ, who is depicted exposing Himself.

The student publication, funded by mandatory student fees, featured the piece, titled “The Highest form of Consent,” in its April Fool’s Day edition of the MSU Exponent, “sexxxPONENT,” a copy of which was provided to Campus Reform.

“After all, what could be sexier than spending a long day at work or in class, coming home, and getting on your knees opening your mouth for the Lord,” the unsigned column states. “Who do you think will protect you when you have sinful premarital relations? Because it sure as Hell not gonna be that condom you’ve been carrying in your wallet for four years on the off chance that you get luck. It’s gonna be that beautiful, sin-absolving love muscle.”

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This piece was featured just three days before Easter, the day of celebration of the resurrection of Christ.

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