Melania’s Christmas White House is creepy and spooky

Melania’s Christmas White House is creepy and spooky
FLOTUS presents the White House Christmas decorations. (Image via Twitter video, White House)

[Ed. – Things you can’t make up and wouldn’t want to, even for a cult-iconic lit Moment.]

Anyone thinking of getting drunk at a White House Christmas party these next few weeks, or even President Trump on one of his nocturnal ambles, should be warned: The East Colonnade has become the most terrifying domestic space in America.

Melania Trump, with what looks like the help of Tim Burton, has designed an anti-Christmas wonderland of white branches set stark against the wall and casting creepy shadows on the ceiling, leading to—at the end of the corridor—in the East Garden Room, a traditional Christmas tree bathed in golden light.

The only thing missing is a dragon breathing fire, intent on stopping you getting your hands on a magic amulet.

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