[Ed. – Things you can’t make up and wouldn’t want to, even for a cult-iconic lit Moment.]
Anyone thinking of getting drunk at a White House Christmas party these next few weeks, or even President Trump on one of his nocturnal ambles, should be warned: The East Colonnade has become the most terrifying domestic space in America.
Melania Trump, with what looks like the help of Tim Burton, has designed an anti-Christmas wonderland of white branches set stark against the wall and casting creepy shadows on the ceiling, leading to—at the end of the corridor—in the East Garden Room, a traditional Christmas tree bathed in golden light.
The only thing missing is a dragon breathing fire, intent on stopping you getting your hands on a magic amulet.
Melania Trump's White House Christmas decor looks awesome if you add the Babadook pic.twitter.com/mQ3sTt5NFm
— Hubert Vigilla (@HubertVigilla) November 28, 2017