Five craziest help requests from Butterball’s turkey hotline

Five craziest help requests from Butterball’s turkey hotline
Now what? (Image: Screen grab of Food Wishes video, YouTube)

[Ed. – Just what you need to howl a few calories off.]

Here are the five craziest questions and answers provided to Breitbart News by Butterball and gleaned from other media outlets that cover this time-honored turkey day tradition:

1. I carved my turkey with a chainsaw… is the chain grease going to adversely affect my turkey? …

2. How do you carve a turkey when all of its bones have been broken?

Trending: Defamation lawsuit: Schiff colluded with Politico to leak false info to further sham impeachment

Apparently, when the caller’s defrosted Thanksgiving turkey didn’t fit in his pan, he wrapped the turkey in a towel and jumped on it until it fit.

Continue reading →