[Ed. – Just what you need to howl a few calories off.]
Here are the five craziest questions and answers provided to Breitbart News by Butterball and gleaned from other media outlets that cover this time-honored turkey day tradition:
1. I carved my turkey with a chainsaw… is the chain grease going to adversely affect my turkey? …
2. How do you carve a turkey when all of its bones have been broken?
Apparently, when the caller’s defrosted Thanksgiving turkey didn’t fit in his pan, he wrapped the turkey in a towel and jumped on it until it fit.