Kid Rock makes disappointing Shermanesque announcement – in his own way, of course

Kid Rock makes disappointing Shermanesque announcement – in his own way, of course
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[Ed. – There was a dream that was Rock…]

The Dream Dies: “F*** No, I’m Not Running For Senate,” Says Kid Rock

Ah, that’s a shame. I really thought there was a chance there’d be a victory party next November at which a new senator was introduced to the tune of “Balls In Your Mouth.”

The best part of this exchange with Howard Stern is KR treating the idea of a Senate run as palpably insane, as if that were any obstacle in post-Trump American politics. While he and Stern were discussing this, the president and the head of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee were having a slapfight on Twitter like two eighth-graders, for cripes sake. Says WaPo’s Alexandra Petri, “Literally the only thing saving us from Senator Kid Rock is Kid Rock’s statesmanlike restraint.”

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