‘Many Americans confessed to unexpected feelings of lust as they watched Comey testify’

‘Many Americans confessed to unexpected feelings of lust as they watched Comey testify’
James Comey (Image: YouTube screen grab via CBS News, LU Staff)

[Ed. – The title of the original post — ‘James Comey Is The Sex Symbol America Needs Right Now’ — should not be passed over lightly, nor should the subhead: ‘When James Comey appeared before the Senate Intelligence Committee to talk about President Trump, it wasn’t only his words being keenly observed, but also his seductive integrity.’ Both provide a window into the liberal psyche and the degree to which the Left despises Donald Trump. Why suddenly do we feel the urge to take a long, cleansing shower?]

Less than an hour into former FBI director James Comey’s testimony before the Senate Intelligence Committee on Thursday, there was a collective stirring-of-loins across America: Comey was… hot?

On social media, many Americans confessed to unexpected feelings of lust as they watched Comey declare in his opening remarks that the administration’s defamatory statements about the FBI were “lies”; that the organization is “honest” and “independent” of partisanship, and that it was the “honor of my life to be part of the FBI family.”

And as he went on to answer questions from committee members — confidently and candidly, with intermittent flashes of humor — shy murmurings about his unlikely sex appeal on Twitter evolved into brazen chatter.  By the end of his public testimony, James Comey was not just hot; he was eminently f*ckable.

https://twitter.com/LavasSunshine/status/872823594266615814

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