[Ed. – Throw in solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short, and then we’ll have something to talk about, sweet cheeks. I salute the alliterative brio, however.]
Fort Lauderdale, Florida seems an unlikely place to launch an attack on civilians, but that’s where Granny chose to roll out the Gatling gun. To wit: “…you know, I am sick and tired of the negative, dark, divisive, dangerous vision and behavior of people who support Donald Trump,” Mrs. Clinton fumed.
Did you catch it – it’s those ghastly Trump people who are “negative, dark, divisive and dangerous.” Forget “deplorables and irredeemables” – that was just a little old .38 special she had hidden in her glove compartment for emergencies. This baby here is a Gatling gun, because it’s a rapid-fire, spring-loaded, hand-cranked weapon akin to a Rotary Cannon. Yes, indeed – a Gatling gun takes down everything in its path, and Mrs. Clinton is ready to take up her assault weapon and stick it to each and every Trump voter who crosses her path.
Funny thing is, hardly anyone noticed she brought out the heavy artillery. Media outlets ran her angry, red-faced comment, but no one seemed to notice that her aim was squarely on Trump voters rather than the man himself.
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