Blogger freaks out over Karen Pence’s ‘towel charms’

Blogger freaks out over Karen Pence’s ‘towel charms’
Gov. Mike and Karen Pence visit with Hoosiers at an Indiana county fair, Jul 2016. (Image: Mike Pence, Facebook)

[Ed. – No, I didn’t know what towel charms were either.  But in a world in which people of “adult” age give hours — days; more — out of their lives to play Pokemon Go, I’ve learned better than to imagine I’ve identified the “least useful item in existence.”]

Karen Pence, wife of GOP VP pick Gov. Mike Pence and soon-to-be Second (or First) Lady of Trump Republic, Inc., is the proud founder of “That’s My Towel!” Charm, Inc. What are towel charms? I’m so glad you asked.

Imagine a set of wine charms. Then imagine if those wine charms were designed for something even less important. That is a Towel Charm. …

“Most of us have matching bath and beach towels, so it is easy to get them confused,” Karen Pence claims on I don’t know who “us” is, but it certainly does not include me, my parents, or anyone I know.

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