[Ed. – No, I didn’t know what towel charms were either. But in a world in which people of “adult” age give hours — days; more — out of their lives to play Pokemon Go, I’ve learned better than to imagine I’ve identified the “least useful item in existence.”]
Karen Pence, wife of GOP VP pick Gov. Mike Pence and soon-to-be Second (or First) Lady of Trump Republic, Inc., is the proud founder of “That’s My Towel!” Charm, Inc. What are towel charms? I’m so glad you asked.
Imagine a set of wine charms. Then imagine if those wine charms were designed for something even less important. That is a Towel Charm. …
“Most of us have matching bath and beach towels, so it is easy to get them confused,” Karen Pence claims on towelcharm.com. I don’t know who “us” is, but it certainly does not include me, my parents, or anyone I know.