Woman batters husband over flatulence

Woman batters husband over flatulence
Dawn Meikle of Port St. Lucie. (Image via Smoking Gun)

[Ed. – Merry Christmas.]

As detailed in a December 11 arrest affidavit, Donald told cops that “while he was lying in bed he passed gas,” which prompted Dawn to begin “elbowing him on his arm.”

When Donald’s flatulence continued, “Dawn began kicking him and eventually kicked him out of their bed,” police noted. Donald said that he eventually returned to bed, where he “passed gas again.” Not surprisingly, “Dawn began elbowing and kicking him again.”

Donald said that he subsequently sought to restrain his wife, who repeatedly scratched him across his chest. Cops reported that Donald had four or five six-inch scratches on his chest, and that his t-shirt was ripped in three places. …

Dawn also told cops that while she was in the bathroom calling 911, she“sprayed pepper spray in the air to keep Donald out of the restroom.” …

Dawn was booked into the county jail on the battery charge.

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