[Ed. – Oh darn. Saturday Night Live will have to get its kicks above the waistline.]
[W]hen Platte River became the latest name to emerge in the Clinton e-mail controversy, the company maintained its silence — until last week, when it hired a crisis-communications expert to defend against political innuendo, death threats and allegations that it stored her e-mail in the bathroom of a downtown Denver loft.
“There never was, at any time, data belonging to the Clintons stored in Denver. Ever,” said Dovetail Solutions CEO Andy Boian, who added that Clinton’s server was always in a New Jersey data center. “We do not store data in any bathrooms.” …
Boian said Platte River had nothing to do with Clinton’s private home server.
Platte River, which submitted a bid for the e-mail job, stepped in four months after Clinton left the secretary job on Feb. 1, 2013, and three months after Sidney Blumenthal, a former Clinton White House staffer, reported that his e-mail account had been hacked, exposing messages sent to Clinton.
“We were literally hired in June 2013,” Boian said, “and because we use industry best practices, we had (Clinton’s) server moved to a data center in New Jersey. It remained in that spot until last week,” when the FBI picked it up Aug. 12.
Platte River also is not in possession of any Clinton e-mail backups, he said.
“The role of Platte River Networks was to upgrade, secure and manage the e-mail server for both the Clintons and their staff beginning June 2013. Platte River Networks is not under investigation. We were never under investigation. And we will fully comply with the FBI,” he said.