Reminder: Romney vs. Holyfield tonight

Reminder: Romney vs. Holyfield tonight
The Fighter.

[Ed. – Hey, remember that old Abe Lincoln made a splash too, with public displays of pugilistic skill.  May America never go changin’.  And may Holyfield pull his punches with all the class and preternatural expertise we know he has.]

In a pre-fight interview with the New York Times Romney revealed that his fighting style will be rather unorthodox, but his personal fashion style game will be on point.

Will you get in Holyfield’s face and talk trash?

I will get in Evander’s face with compliments and good humor. I want to keep him very happy and very friendly.


Will you actually wear trunks in the ring?

I was affectionately known as Bird Legs during high school. I’m afraid the bird legs will be unveiled one more time. But I’m very pleased that Under Armour has agreed to sponsor the bout. They have graciously sent me their apparel items, which I will avail myself of. …

We will come in tuxedos. Then I will change. My son has procured a red silk robe complete with hood. And I’ll have red silk shorts.

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