Do you favor the BLEED Act, or are you racist?

Do you favor the BLEED Act, or are you racist?

The world is down on America these days. Allies like Israel are sick and tired of our whirlybird foreign policies. There are even haters inside America who have lost the faith.

America’s best days are behind her, they say. The American dream has become a living nightmare. She is no longer a force for good in this world of evil. The world burns as Uncle Sam runs away and hides under the bed in his hospice facility.

But there is a way to bring back that shining city on a hill. Reawaken the American dream. Rejuvenate that American spirit of generosity and ingenuity and optimism. Reaffirm our Judeo-Christian faith in freedom.

America must go to Africa and round up every single person afflicted with the Ebola virus and bring them all here to America.

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I call on Congress to write and immediately pass the Begin Loving Ebola Emigres, Dude! Act. And I call on President Obama to sign the BLEED Act, though that is merely a formality he doesn’t really have to do if he doesn’t feel like it. He can just write the law himself and pass it without Congress.

The BLEED Act would bring thousands of Ebola victims to America, where they would have access to the world’s most cutting-edge treatment at hospitals across the country. Atlanta, New York, Minneapolis.

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