Iowa: Naked intruder poops on floor, floods kitchen, but is not arrested by cops

Iowa: Naked intruder poops on floor, floods kitchen, but is not arrested by cops

[Ed. – What say you, LU Nation?  Too little?]

A Kuna family is upset that a naked, drunken man who allegedly pooped on their carpet and flooded their kitchen was only cited with two misdemeanors but not arrested.

The Gillaspys woke up to a naked man walking around in their bedroom early on Sunday morning, but he quickly sprinted off into another room. …

The suspect, Matthew Coomes, left the home after 911 was called, but he was still milling around outside when police arrived.

Then everyone saw what the 25-year-old allegedly did downstairs.

“He took this sink sprayer out and this drawer was in there. He put it in the drawer, turned it on full blast hot water, it filled that entire drawer full. It flooded my entire kitchen,” Gillaspy said.

“He craps on my floor, and he must have been playing in it because he streaked it down the side of my walls.” …

Instead of being arrested, Coomes was cited with two misdemeanors.

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