[Ed. – Here’s hoping for his sake he held the mustard.]
A detailed, bizarre and possibly frivolous lawsuit alleging sexual harassment against Johnny Manziel and asking for $25 million in damages was filed in Florida court this week.
The typo-filled suit alleges Manziel, the Browns rookie quarterback and former Texas A&M star, sent the female complainant a naked photo with a hot dog bun around his penis, asked her to have a threesome with him and Dr. Drew and promised to get a penis enlargement after getting drafted and then go by the name “Long John Silvers.”
She also claims Manziel has asked her to strip for LeBron James, cheated on exams at Texas A&M, bragged about receiving improper benefits in college, smoked marijuana before games in the locker room as he skyped with her. The filing is preoccupied with the relative length of male anatomy, and says Manziel received a nude pic of “Jurderon” Clowney, which he then forwarded to her.