[Ed. note: With no apologies to David Letterman, who wishes he were this funny.]
10. There was no app for that
9. Still waiting on my free Obamaphone
8. Link was from a Nigerian prince
7. Got suspicious when it asked for payment in doubloons
6. They used Comic Sans
5. Couldn’t remember my underwear size when they asked
4. No cats
3. Website made by Canadians
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