Our 155,000 combined followers on Twitter (click here for that) and on Facebook (then click here to subscribe to that) know that on weekday afternoons we regularly share a selection of that evening’s late-night jokes before broadcast. Usually, we publish a collection of these and other jokes early each week.
Conan: Obama says Americans who are having trouble signing up on the broken ObamaCare website should call 1-800-We-Didn’t-Think-This-Through.
Conan: A new study says curing baldness may be possible by a procedure using human foreskins. Hearing that, bald guys said, “You know what—we’re good.”
Conan: A California woman gave birth over the weekend in a Barnes & Noble store. In the “New Releases” section.
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Conan: The other day many people were unable to update their Facebook status for a few hours. For those few hours we were actually competitive with China.
Conan: A new report says online breast milk is likely to have health risks. That moves breast milk up to #9 on the list of ‘Bodily Fluids You Might Not Want to Buy Online.’