[Ed. note: Geeks don’t bathe?]
Holy stench Batman!
New York Comic Con opened at the Jacob Javitts Center Thursday — and this year fed up organizers sent a strong message to its Comic Book Guy fans: for the love of Zod, please shower before you come!
In a message pasted on the event’s official website, Comic Con demands that nerdy attendees wash themselves and use deodorant after they emerge from their moms’ basements to attend the event.
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Apparently this is such a problem Comic Con listed “shower” as item No. 3 on its event “survival” checklist.
“Things tend to get hot at NYCC with so many fans around and you don’t want to be the stinky one!” the organizers wrote. “Do everyone a favor and shower before and wear clean clothes!”