BK introduces healthier (if not necessarily healthy) ‘Satisfries’

BK introduces healthier (if not necessarily healthy) ‘Satisfries’

I first heard about these while my dentist was putting the finishing touches on my temporary crown. So I was a rapt audience, but not by choice, of the Kathie Lee & Hoda show. It was pretty awful, quite frankly. The camera kept showing three men (whose identities I never quite caught), drinking from huge goblets of red wine. Similar glasses, plus a martini, were at the respective elbows of Kathie Lee and this Hoda character.

Anyway, on the table were also several containers of Burger King french fries, from which the ladies plucked one potato stick at a time, plunging each into ketchup containers before popping them into carefully lipsticked mouths.

When I left the dentist, it was too close to breakfast to stop by Burger King. And now that lunchtime is almost over and my jaw doesn’t feel quite so sore, I could probably eat some. But I’m in the office till I leave for home, though wouldn’t mind having a few Satisfries to nosh on right now.

The point is: Satisfries (BK’s name for them, not mine) look promising and pretty, and they no doubt smell yummy. Plus, they have 40 percent less fat and 30 percent fewer calories. I say let’s try ‘em.

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