The Atlantic: Eclipse is racist, not enough black people in its path

The Atlantic: Eclipse is racist, not enough black people in its path

[Ed. – Move over peanut butter and jelly sandwiches (which are also racist, in case you didn’t know).

Did you know that the eclipse is actually racist? So for all you believers and non-believers of the existence of God are now suppose to buy off that either The Almighty Himself or good ol’ Mother Nature has it out for black people.

That is, if The Atlantic magazine and Brooklyn Law School professor Alice Ristroph are to be believed.

As dissected by The Daily Caller’s education editor Eric Owens, the once-respectable Atlantic is now sinking to the bottom of the everything-is-racist septic tank that passes in America as credible journalism.

As reporter Owens notes…

The Atlantic’s very lengthy essay on the failure of the eclipse to occur where a sufficient number of black people reside is entitled “American Blackout.” It clocks in at a remarkable 4,544 words and does not appear to be satire.

Concerning “the Great American Eclipse,” Brooklyn Law School professor Alice Ristroph writes in the rapidly deteriorating magazine, “there live almost no black people” “along most of its path.”

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