On the very day a CNN poll made the presidential race look tight, The Washington Post was blatantly projecting a Clinton victory. They wrote a “Dear Bill” letter on the front of Tuesday’s Style section begging the former president to fully “own” and embrace the First Lady duties, since “more likely than not, you’ll be moving back into your ‘90s homestead in a couple months.”
Listen to us, Bill: You have to be the hostess. You have to pick out the china. It’s your turn. We need to get this male milestone over and done with, perhaps even more than we need a first female president. Someone needs to be the first male first lady. And no man in history has ever been better suited to the singular demands of this weird job than you.
Apparently, Clinton’s “room-devouring charisma” is what makes this work. But this is where the elaboration on Clinton’s “singular” qualifications for First Lady goes completely insane:
They serve as role models for wholesome living.
On which planet is Bill Clinton a “role model for wholesome living”? But in Liberal Land, “wholesome” isn’t about sex. It’s about food. Bill now eschews meat, so he’s secular-saintly….