Tim Allen: ‘The Clintons are like herpes’

Tim Allen: ‘The Clintons are like herpes’
Not holding back. (Image via Variety.)

What riles you up the most?

Unearned responses, unearned praise, unearned income: I have opinions about it. When you watch the debates, on both sides you see clowns who say sh** that ain’t ever going to happen, but lately one party is the free sh** party. They are just telling people they’re going to get all sorts of free sh**. When you say you’re going to get free education, free health care — f—, free brown loafers — of course everybody’s going to say yes to that. But you don’t mean it. That’s how you rack up debt, and debt is killing us. Whatever party is going to get us out of debt is my party. …

Trump can’t send everybody to Mexico or whatever the f— he said. But give that guy the roads, bridges, infrastructure, power grid — just have him fix that sh** for four years. He’s good at that. …

So you’re not opposed to Trump?

I’m not opposed to anybody if their workload matches their bullsh** load.

Why has the show gone after Hillary but not Trump?

It’s a little surprising to me. We have a very liberal writing staff, so I’m surprised they haven’t taken a shot at him. But we’re not sure he’s going to last, whereas the Clintons are like herpes: Just when you think they’re gone, they show up again.

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