Ever alert, our long-time colleague Joe Newby reports on pronouncements from the Sarkisian Sybil, America’s own Cher.
Taking to Twitter this week, Cher clarified how she feels about Ted Cruz. Bottom line: she doesn’t feel good.
“As Judas Was 2 Jesus, So Is Ted Cruz 2America” goes one tweet.
In another, Cher identifies Cruz as “SATAN INCARNATE” (you punctuate, we repeat).
AM IN STATE😱BETWEEN Hypocrites IN GOP PARTY FAKING SURPRISE AT DONALD TRUMP,2 IDEA THAT PPL R FOOLED BY SATAN INCARNATE,T.CRUZ💀WHERES MY🇺🇸😥😭
— Cher (@cher) December 11, 2015
Getting some pushback from the Twitterverse, she doubles down, going for not one but two “H” names, and a “D” word to top it off:
@Thisisponderous TED CRUZ is Scariest Kind of Deviant💀He HIDES TRUE NATURE,But I've Heard Him Speak &He's Hitler With Uriah Heep,FAKE SMILE👹
— Cher (@cher) December 12, 2015
Taking that much flak, Cruz must be over a high-value target.
Bonus image competition tie-in. Who does better battleship?
Or Donald Trump?