As of this writing, Halloween is exactly two months and one day off. If you haven’t yet decided what costume you will wear when you trick or treat this year, you might want to hold off against the advent that some enterprising novelty manufacturer markets the Hillary as Giant Pen mask in time for the bewitching hour.
The prototype for it already exists. Our friends at Twitchy say they mistook it initially for a Pez dispenser, which is a reasonable assumption considering the hinges on either side of the mouth. It is in fact a pen … but much more than just that. When the pocket clip on the side is depressed, it emits a sound that will be distressingly familiar to anyone who has heard the former secretary of state’s hideous cackle:
So this just came in the mail. pic.twitter.com/L67LXpWEF5
— Vince Coglianese (@TheDCVince) August 28, 2015
A point of curiosity:
It also features Clinton’s logo from her 2008 run, which makes us wonder if there’s a warehouse full of these somewhere — maybe a bathroom closet in Denver, or an EPA mineshaft. We suspect they’re being sent out by either the Hillary Clinton campaign, or some other group that thinks it’s helping.”
Among the reviews of those who received one:
@TheDCVince Damn, that's creepy.
— Chelie in TX (@ChelieinTX) August 29, 2015
@TheDCVince aaaaahhhh
— Jana Winter (@janawinter) August 28, 2015
@TheDCVince @VerumEstLiberta That's not a sex toy. Is it?
— Dregs of Society (@RWReagan1) August 28, 2015
@VerumEstLiberta @TheDCVince If everyone in America had one there would be no need for Planned parenthood.
— Dregs of Society (@RWReagan1) August 28, 2015
@TheDCVince Does it eject tiny backup tapes?
— Beau Nugget (@Gregory__Adams) August 29, 2015
@TheDCVince @DailyCaller that damn thing is scary as hell
— Mark Caldwell (@themarkcaldwell) August 29, 2015
We would add it is no scarier the real Hillary.
(h/t Weasel Zippers)
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