If Donald Trump had a top 10 list about David Letterman

If Donald Trump had a top 10 list about David Letterman

During a surprise visit at the Majestic Theater in San Antonio, Texas with Steve Martin and Martin Short, David Letterman pulled out a Top 10 List from his pocket.  The list was an outright character assassination on Donald Trump.

 

David Letterman’s Top Ten Interesting Facts About Donald Trump Last Night.

10. That thing on his head was the gopher from “Caddyshack.”

9. During sex, Donald Trump calls out his own name.

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1. Thanks to Donald Trump, the Republican mascot is also an a–.

Turn about is fair play. We felt that if Donald Trump had a list of a Top 10 on David Letterman, it would go a little something like this:…

10. Have you ever seen David Letterman and Goofy in the same room together? Just sayin’

9.  Letterman has sex ….. but generally hush money is involved (see former subordinates)

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