Tweet of the Day: Bakery selling ‘vegan organic genderless gingerbread figures’

OK, let’s run through our checklist. The cookies (if that is still a politically correct way of referring to this particular category of bakes goods) are vegan (check!), organic (check!), and genderless (double check!). Uh-oh, something’s missing. There’s no mention of their being gluten-free, so the place needs to be boycotted ASAP (this despite gluten consumption being a non-health issue for 90% of the population worldwide).

The ad came to my attention via this tweet by Washington Times columnist Joseph Curl (h/t Weasel Zippers):

As for the treats being “genderless,” they appear, from the drawing on the sign, to be as free of gender indicators as any gingerbread “figures” I’ve eaten, which is to say I have never seen a gingerbread person that had gingerbread genitalia. Maybe I’ve led a sheltered life.

Howard Portnoy

Howard Portnoy

Howard Portnoy has written for The Blaze, HotAir, NewsBusters, Weasel Zippers, Conservative Firing Line, RedCounty, and New York’s Daily News. He has one published novel, Hot Rain, (G. P. Putnam’s Sons), and has been a guest on Radio Vice Online with Jim Vicevich, The Alana Burke Show, Smart Life with Dr. Gina, and The George Espenlaub Show.


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