Proving that no avenue will go unexplored in the quest to turn every possibly marketable known name into a movie franchise, it’s been revealed that the classic puzzle game Tetris is going to get the movie treatment. Yes, we know the game’s song is now on repeat in your head. You’re welcome.
It will be an “epic sci-fi adventure,” of course.
“We look forward to partnering with Threshold Entertainment to reimagine that common experience [of playing Tetris] and bring a spectacular new Tetris universe to the big screen,” Tetris Company managing director Henk Rogers, likely clad in a suit woven from $100 bills, said in a statement. “In this new universe, as you’ll soon find out, there’s much more to Tetris than simply clearing lines.”