Chick-Fil-A is like gay sex

Chick-Fil-A is like gay sex

[Ed. – Stay classy, Sally.]

Hats off, Chick-fil-A! You’ve overtaken KFC, and you’re aiming to sell healthier fare. But pssst! Don’t you know ‘skinny’=‘gay’?

Chick-fil-A is like gay sex: Don’t knock it till you try it.

Not that I’ve actually tried Chick-fil-A, but I’m open-minded enough to not flat-out hate it, especially now that the American people have voted with their mouths and helped Chick-fil-A overtake Kentucky Fried Chicken to become“America’s largest chicken chain.”  Wow.  Congratulations.

Did you know that “chicken” is also the nickname for a young man seeking the sexual attention of an older man? But I digress…

In 2012, when Chick-fil-A CEO Dan Cathy publicly condemned same-sex marriage, America’s feathers were ruffled. Yes, some conservatives rallied to Chick-fil-A’s defense and flocked toward their fatty fryers in support. But in a country where the strong majority of Americans support marriage equality, the anti-gay stance didn’t time well with Chick-fil-A’s plans to expand. …

Conservatives seem to think the rise of Chick-fil-A is a vindication of the right wing’s recipe for American culture. For example, Breitbart.com boasted: “Despite the fact that Chick-fil-A closes on Sundays, despite that the chain has fewer stores, and despite the major attack on its businesses by left-wing activists, Chick-fil-A has surpassed Kentucky Fried Chicken as the nation’s leader for fast food chicken.”

I would like to take this opportunity to remind conservatives that the previous reigning champion in the “largest chicken chain” contest was fronted by a “Colonel” who appeared to turn to cooking chickens after his unfortunate defeat in the War of Northern Aggression so…

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