Washington Post food critic praises first lady’s ‘well-sculpted’ arms

Washington Post food critic praises first lady’s ‘well-sculpted’ arms

[Ed. – He should try them with a dash of Sriracha.]

If you think Michelle’s Well-Toned Arms is a tired cliche, you’re not in delirious love like The Washington Post. On the front page of Saturday’s Style section was a frothy feature from Post food critic Tom Sietsema. The headline was “Dinner with the first lady, at well-sculpted arm’s length: When a food critic is seated near Michelle Obama, more than the meal is reviewed.”

It’s a publicity coup for the new restaurant Barcelona in downtown Washington, now that the Post says “it’s already received Obama buzz.” But that was nothing compared to how the Postie poured clumps of clotted-creamy praise all over Mrs. Obama’s bod. It began:

It’s true what they say about Michelle Obama. She has amazing arms. I saw this up close when she unfurled her bare right limb in front of me Thursday night, while the two of us were doing tapas at the jumping Barcelona on 14th Street NW.

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